ooh, it's chinese new year.

red packets(highlight of CNY.)/ manadarin oranges/ pineapple tarts/ ba kwa and plate and plates of delicious food waiting for you to eat them. whats not to like? :D
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happy cheena new year everyone. get lotsa red packets and get fat!(from all the foodddddddd.)

girls dun take 'losing weight' as the excuse to avoid that bottle of pineapple tarts that catches your eye.

its the festive season, eat all u want. think about working out later.. its not like CNY happens ever week. its an annually affair! enjoy and EAT. (:
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so i will be off to grandma's house later on. i finally get to see jay! the last time i saw the lil kid was on his 1st birthday! :/

and one thing i dread alot when i go there.. aunt taren's filipino maid.

ok, i dont dread.. just that she is s sickeningly annoying!

every year she come come and tell me the same thing.. (I WANNA SLAP HER FACE SIA!)

"hello, caron. you becoming fatter!"

trust me, she wld say this every year she sees me either during CNY or any other day. does she even know what a rude comment is? apparently i dont see she knows that is a rude comment even if its true.

the funny thing is.. shes fucking bigger than me. her tummy's bulging outta. when she sits on teh floor or chair.. where ever.

her then, bulging tummy.. magicaly seperates into 3 layers.

MIND YOU, 3 LAYERS!

like friggin kueh lapis, yo!(hmm, want some? *pukes*)

yet she gt the cheek to say im fat. WTF.. oh i see her cheek is as big as CHINA. that is why she calls me fat.

its ok if ure skinny or fit and u comment that im big, fat or anything lik that.

but i hate it most if someone looks worse then me wanna have a say at someone who is better than him/ her that he/ she suck.

if shes gonna say that in the day later on when i see her.. i wld say,

"eh u stupid bitch.. look at your ownself. youre fucking fatter than me and yet u gt the cheeck to call me fat. my tummy doesnt GO 3 WAYS when im sitting down!"

and shes possibly the laziest maid one can ever hire..

every single year, no matter whose house she visits.. she will not help to do any dishes/ clean the table or mop the floor! seriously..

and most of the time, i do the cleaning up of dishes.

shes like so afraid to do any of those. my grandma dont even bother to get her to do anything..

(THAT EXPLAINS WHY SHES A FUCKING LARD-ASS HERSELF.)

she wld just follow my anut's kids where ever they go. not allowing my cousins or brothers to play too much with the kid's. fucking arrogant also..

eh stupid maid.. my uncle is the one whose loaded. ure just another foreign slave workin for him and my aunty ok? dun talk as if.. u got a share in my uncle's family fortune or something.

when ur contract's up, ure good to go. pack your bags and fuck off back to wherever ure from.

no wonder, shes been working for my aunty for so many years! good life, eat so much. dun really needa do housework. decent pay.. WHO DONT WANT?!

aiya, dont know la.. i just know that im gonna be nasty to her if she calls me fat again. i will smash her face with teriyaki chicken. EH NO.. sambal belachan. in her eyes especially..

stupid kueh lapis tummy! spoil my favourite kueh with a tummy like urs.

your jeans, the way u wear it and as u walk.. ur jeans look like its gonna burst any idea..
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ok, im gone, im sleepy.. yawns*

ciao!
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P.S: no offence towards the filipinos workers/ maids or foreign workers..

its just that i hate this maid talks too much and not help out in anyway. oh i frogot, her huge ass tummy me.