In which to relate to what liling is goin thru every day. Seriously, I dont get it. Wont a person get tired one fine day cos he/ she's always talking about the same thing/ person/ place every single day/ minute/ hour/ second of their life?!

Now I see, they are NOT tired of it, thats why they always bring up the same stuff to talk about in every opportunity they got.

My advice towards these people??
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OMFG! Get a life already!

You seriously need one cos u obviously have one but ure not makin full use of it in a PROPER, healthy way. You live life ONCE, do something crazy. NOt the same old thing.. Same thing which bores people.

U very well know ur life is boring cos it revolves around the same thing every single minute of your day. But for the sake of the people around you(Even the other living things like plants/ animals and even ignorant-looking ants crawling in and out of the cracks found on the wall.)

Please stop talking about the same thing/ person. I beg ya! It bugs me. Luckily Im not a victim but my friend is.

Just by reading her blog(The person who goes on and on I mean.) I can go insane, Liling is worse. I bet she wanna cry so hard. 3 boxes of tissue isnt 'nuff.

We very well know he's there, alive and breathing pretty well.

We've seen him before,

We know the little stories about him

(COS UVE TOLD US BEFORE FOR LIKE PROLLY THE 12, 8763765325th TIME. Maybe everytime we accidentally brought his name up in our conversations. I realise thats fucking wrong move..)

We dont fucking like him cos he's the ASIAN FRANKENSTEIN.

(I swear upon the life of my spongebob plush toy that even my nephew whose 1 this year is much more interesting than a grown ass man whose 19 yrs old.)
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Let's just name him, 'CLAM.' I dont wanna disclose his name here! I might get killed for it. HA HA HA

Why I called Clam the 'ASIAN FRANKENSTEIN'???

1. Cos 1stly, Clam's Chinese. Quite sure born and raised in Singapore so that makes him Asian.

• 2ndly, Frankenstein looks like a block head to me with no expression just go 'GAHHHHHH.' everytime. But luckily Clam doesnt go 'GAHHHHHH.' He smiles once in awhile, but other than that hes expression-less. Hes quiet and BORING..

From the way hes being described, I can already predict, the scenario at the restaurant havin candle-lit dinner. Althou Ive seen him once, BORING AS HELL.
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Man! I cant tolerate if my to-be bf is QUIET, BORING AND STIFF U KNOW! Thats so not ME!

My bf has to be like me. Wacky and crazy..

• Laugh like no tomorrow and tease people(In a funny way.)
• Makes funny faces and plays catching in big open space area!
• Pulls out a rubber chicken where he managed to find it out of no where when the atmosphere starts to get bored.
• DISTURB THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER AND END UP SMACKING EACH OTHER PLAYFULLY.

Thats the kinda dude I wanna date,

not quiet and nerdy lookin.. Plays & EXCHANGE Pokemon & Yugi-Oh! flash cards during lunch break. Watches NARUTO all day long.
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Back to Clam. So hes fucking boring(That is what he makes me feel by looking at his face and his reactions to things. LILING thinks that way too! BENJAMIN IS SO MUCH BETTER!)

No I dont really bother how u look, just give me that cheeky lookin face/ grin la! Whats with the eyes lookin' half-closed and look like ure gonna fall asleep soon any minute.

SOOOO, that's how CLAM is like. But for the girl. In her eyes, CLAM IS LIKE...

EDISON CHEN?
ORLANDO BLOOM?
CHRIS BROWN?
LEE HOM?
JAY CHOU?
MARIO LOPEZ?

Till she talks about him EVERY SINGLE DAY! Ok, on her blog I mean. Sure bound to have his name on every entry of hers. OMG. Is your bf(or whatever r/s ure in now.) SO IN-TERES-TING that he deserves to be mentioned on your blog every single day?! I am pretty surprise to know that ure friends are still there to entertain to your rants and problems with him. True friends indeed.

If my close friends does that, I wld prolly tell her...

'GET OVER IT! ITS EITHER URE IT OR ITS OVER!'

Im sorry, but I am that frank. BUT why go on and on with a guy/ girl that you know will never last long and just fucking hang on and HOPE u do?!

Dont you just needa dig your brain out and fucking give a good wash with chlorine for 10 times, HUH HUH?!
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If u know he will never give u a future of u very well know hes just going out with u cos its for fun and totally not serious or definitely not dating material. Dump him and get another! Its not like, such guys like CLAM are all dead.. Hes the only survivor.

(WHICH I THINK ITS KINDA TRUE, WHO KNOWS.. GUYS LIKE CLAM IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THIS UNIVERSE.)

Thats why, u cling onto him so tightly like plague!
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But funny thing is she wanna talk about her problems she kinda go to us(or Liling in this case.) with Clam. Like what she should do.. We advised(MORE like Liling did, I cant be bothered.) all she do is smile, nod continuously and after that,

BACK TO SQUARE ONE AGAIN!
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WA LAO EH!

Damn annoying, how I wish I cld tell her this in her face. Dammit! Someone give me soultion leh? Can?

What wld u personally do if u have such a friend?

A. Punch him/ her in the face, he/ she suffers a black eye and 2 front teeth gone.

B. Tell him/her to shut up and only talk to you again when he/ she learns how to talk about something else besides the person he/ she's MADLY IN LOVE with.

C. Ignore her.(HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE. Trust me, if he/ she bugs u time and time again.. How much longer can u tolerate by ignoring? Im just putting this option cos I have no idea what to put.)

D. Stuff a raw potato in his/ her mouth and tie him/ her up in a sack and kick him/ her. Better yet, tie both of them up and kick them.(LOL.)

E. All of the above.
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Which wld you choose? Personally, I wld choose option E. *Crack knuckles.*

If you chose option E, YAY! If you dont. BETTER CHOOSE OPTION E.! HA HA HA.
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OK, tell me how u feel!

Im so warm now. I got back like an hour ago from work :/

WORK AT 12PM LATER ON. FUCKING KILLER! :X

CIAO AMIGOS! :D