Oh, sorry for not updating my blog for almost a weeeeeek. Ive been busy spending time with Troy. :b

Love is in the air! Isn't life just GLORIOUS?!

HEEHEEHEE.

Now I sound like some bimbo whose madly in love with her boyfriend. OH GAWD. Whatever, Im lovin life already! Now I see colors in life, with Troy around... HEH.

MUSHY NOT?!
FEEEEEL LIKE PUKING NOT?!
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LOL. :B

Anyway, besides Troy.

Obviously Ive got more of a life.

Uh, Im talkin about working?

... NO!! Thats not life AT ALL. That's pure sufferin which leads to less hours to sleeeeeep and usage of the net. I barely watch TV now! :(

OKKKKKKKKKKKKK, Im so gonna watch tv one fine day. Sleep loooooooong hours and friggin die. :X

Ive got so much to talk about. Hopefully I return hme early tomorrow and blog about it. (:

Oh yes, I sooooo neeeeeeeeeed a well-deserved body massage at massage parlours. Seriously. Ive got shoulder & neck aches. Muscles needa be relaxed.. Any affordable and good ones?
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NO, not the ones at Geylang. Aids-infested China/ Thai whores working in sleazy lookin parlours looking gloomy and uh, orange lights.

There, on the sign board on teh outside of the parlour wld say 'LUCKY STAR MASSAGE PARLOUR.' But the interior just looks fucked up.

While massaging one of her customers whose body is oily and disgusting, one lard-ass whose got pretty high sex drive.. Won consolation prize in 4D, so he decided to patronize these ladies and spent his money there.

While he get his body and hairy belly kneaded, the aids-infested whore decides to give his throbbing hungry dick a good handjob and he moaned. After which, in that shit goes and she sucks his dick like a friggin green apple flavr'ed icy popsicle.

So gooood.

UH! Dont mind me, im bored. Im gonna go to bed now. CIAO!

NOTE: IVE NEVER BEEN TO A MASSAGE PARLOUR, NEITHER ONE IN GEYLANG. ALL THOSE ABOVE ARE MADE-UP.

BUT I REALLY DO WANNA PATRONIZE ONE(LEGAL ONES!) TO GET MY MUSCLES RELAXED. :D

10 more days till pay day! :D
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Oh my god,
Oh my godd,
Oh my goddd.

Dinner date with Troy on Friday! I can't wait.

OH, if you didnt know. Im attached! to TROY. He's one awesome fella who makes me fall in love with him time & time again!

ANNIE-WAYS...

I'm so excited. He promised that we're gonna go to the best restaurant ever in Singapore and have dinner there. He didnt exactly tell me where, he said it's a surprise. URGH!

We are so gonna have a effing good time there, after dinner we wld go for a stroll and yeah. Im gonna spend the night at his place and make out till the sun rises. (:

Love life is gooooooooood. I didnt expect that it was gonna be his goooooood. Well Troy is one awesome boyfriend. I cant ask for more. :D

He treats me nice and wld lend me his listening ear if I needed one to whine/ rant to. After all that whining and ranting, he wld give me a tight hug and say 'Sweets, it's ok. Uve got me.' and proceed to give me a peck on my forehead.

I'M SO LOVEDDDDDD.

He leaves me speechless every single time and yesssss, he makes me laugh so hard everytime till I tear with joy and cramps later on.

He does the stupidest things(Brilliant! Tht's SOOOOOOOO, ME! :D), not forgetting that I join in too. ONCE, we dared each other to do the chicken dance at Bugis Junction's fountain area, with all the other people sitting around while kids run around the fountain..

That left everyone staring afterwards and everyone looked at us like mad man and mad woman, I swear they were almost whipping out their cellphone to call the police and have us arrested and the police wld send us to IMH later on. Who cares, we had fun!

Im so glad I found him. Those out there who think Im sick in the head or theres something wrong with him for being single for ages, and actually thought Im lesbian. NO, IM NOT. I prove my point now! (:

Troy is here. He's the one.

SO YES...

IM STRAIGHT.
I LOVE BOYS.

No, Troy is a grown-ass man, not a butch named Troy. :/

Ok, I gotta be going, otherwise my friends wld be fuming that why I keep on going on and on about Troy. They get sick and dun wanna be my friends anymore! HA HA.

BYE
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P.S: HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHA! IM SO GOOOOOOOOD.

PISSED.
PISSED.
PISSED.
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Suf knows why. I just told her on MSN.

What a jerk, what a bitch. OMFG, they can fucking hell marry each other and have wild passionate hypocrite(I just had to used this word even thou it doesnt go along with the sentence) sex.

Give birth to twins.. One's called FUCKING the other's called LOSER. When FUCKING & LOSER grows up and asked what are their parents name they wld be answer..

'Oh my mom's called bitch and my dad's jerk.'

And the set of twins were born on Friday the 13th.
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"FUCKING, LOSER!"

Twins: ARE U CALLIN US?!

"Fucking, loser! Youre sucha loser."

Fucking: You called me? Yes what? BUT I CANT BE MY SISTER!
Loser Yeah, you looking for me too? Whats up? YEAH MY BROTHER CANT BE ME!
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'Nuff of that crap.. Now I make something to be pissed off, funny all over again. Is it funny?

MORE LIKE CHEAPSKATE LAME-ASS CRAP!

Anyway, teh bitch Im talkin about isnt my love rival and the jerk isnt teh guy Im madly in love with didnt want to go out with me but chose bitch instead and so therefore, bitch's the love rival.

NO, isnt! Wtf am I talkin about?!?!
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I swear under eye circles are getting draker. I dont know why. For teh past whole week, I havent been slping well. Out of 6 days, 3 days.. I wld only reach home at 4am or later(COS IM WORKING NOT CLUBBING NOR PLAYING) The other 3 days are just tossing and turning on bed till 4 or even 5am. :/

Like yesterday. Supposingly I can knock off at like what? 11:30pm? But I stayed till the bistro and bar closed. Why? Cos I had to wait for the company transport to get back my uniform. I had left my uniform in teh car, on teh previous night cos I took teh company transport, home.

So we waited, den 1 of the supervisor wanted to hold a debrief session at like what? 3:45am? Cos the outlet closes at 3 after all that packing up and cleaning, it was like 3:30am. After a lil of wasting time and settling down, 3:45am already. :/

ALL THAT TALKING and discussion, when we finished, it was like what? 4:30am!

The uncle who was in-chrage of bringing us home had drove off without us cos he had to bring other workers back home and fetch them to work at 5am? I think.

So all of us took a cab home. For someone poor and unable to afford for cab, borrowed money from Matt and took the cab home. Reached home at about.. 5am? Settled down, showered, changed.. Checked mails, IDLED awhole on MSN. Closed at what? 5:30am? Slept at nearly 6am.

Woke up at 8:30am this morn. Felt like a total zombie.. ZONKED OUT. Eyes were puffy, felt like balloon, dehydrated also, face fucking oily. Eyelids still damn heavy(Sound like IM PREGNANT OR A FREAKING HANGOVER.)

Sat on teh couch at the hall and fell asleep again, luckily dad was at home, he came out from the room and saw me sleepin, woke me up. Woke up at 8:45am. Ironed my shirt and showered at 9am.

Went out of house at 9:20am? Reached work place at only 10:30am. Luckily Matt wasnt around or else laser beam stare again for being late. LOL. So Kevin was there.. Crapped with him and stuff. Got red bull, omfg. Didnt change till it was 11 plus. -_- Talked and didnt do work. LOL.

LUCKILY, towards lunch time.. Got some work done.

*CHOP CHOP*

Knocked off at 7:30pm. went to the 2nd floor and had some talk with my collegues. Went off and tok an hour long journey bus ride, slept like a log. :/ Reached home at 9:45pm?

NOW IM HERE. LOL..

IM GONNA GO TO BED ALREADY.

DAY OFF ON SUNDAY! OMG, THATS IT! YES YES! Going over to grandma's later on. Seventh month, praying and stuff. PARENTS JOB! HA HA HA.

OK, BYE!

In which to relate to what liling is goin thru every day. Seriously, I dont get it. Wont a person get tired one fine day cos he/ she's always talking about the same thing/ person/ place every single day/ minute/ hour/ second of their life?!

Now I see, they are NOT tired of it, thats why they always bring up the same stuff to talk about in every opportunity they got.

My advice towards these people??
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OMFG! Get a life already!

You seriously need one cos u obviously have one but ure not makin full use of it in a PROPER, healthy way. You live life ONCE, do something crazy. NOt the same old thing.. Same thing which bores people.

U very well know ur life is boring cos it revolves around the same thing every single minute of your day. But for the sake of the people around you(Even the other living things like plants/ animals and even ignorant-looking ants crawling in and out of the cracks found on the wall.)

Please stop talking about the same thing/ person. I beg ya! It bugs me. Luckily Im not a victim but my friend is.

Just by reading her blog(The person who goes on and on I mean.) I can go insane, Liling is worse. I bet she wanna cry so hard. 3 boxes of tissue isnt 'nuff.

We very well know he's there, alive and breathing pretty well.

We've seen him before,

We know the little stories about him

(COS UVE TOLD US BEFORE FOR LIKE PROLLY THE 12, 8763765325th TIME. Maybe everytime we accidentally brought his name up in our conversations. I realise thats fucking wrong move..)

We dont fucking like him cos he's the ASIAN FRANKENSTEIN.

(I swear upon the life of my spongebob plush toy that even my nephew whose 1 this year is much more interesting than a grown ass man whose 19 yrs old.)
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Let's just name him, 'CLAM.' I dont wanna disclose his name here! I might get killed for it. HA HA HA

Why I called Clam the 'ASIAN FRANKENSTEIN'???

1. Cos 1stly, Clam's Chinese. Quite sure born and raised in Singapore so that makes him Asian.

• 2ndly, Frankenstein looks like a block head to me with no expression just go 'GAHHHHHH.' everytime. But luckily Clam doesnt go 'GAHHHHHH.' He smiles once in awhile, but other than that hes expression-less. Hes quiet and BORING..

From the way hes being described, I can already predict, the scenario at the restaurant havin candle-lit dinner. Althou Ive seen him once, BORING AS HELL.
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Man! I cant tolerate if my to-be bf is QUIET, BORING AND STIFF U KNOW! Thats so not ME!

My bf has to be like me. Wacky and crazy..

• Laugh like no tomorrow and tease people(In a funny way.)
• Makes funny faces and plays catching in big open space area!
• Pulls out a rubber chicken where he managed to find it out of no where when the atmosphere starts to get bored.
• DISTURB THE HELL OUT OF EACH OTHER AND END UP SMACKING EACH OTHER PLAYFULLY.

Thats the kinda dude I wanna date,

not quiet and nerdy lookin.. Plays & EXCHANGE Pokemon & Yugi-Oh! flash cards during lunch break. Watches NARUTO all day long.
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Back to Clam. So hes fucking boring(That is what he makes me feel by looking at his face and his reactions to things. LILING thinks that way too! BENJAMIN IS SO MUCH BETTER!)

No I dont really bother how u look, just give me that cheeky lookin face/ grin la! Whats with the eyes lookin' half-closed and look like ure gonna fall asleep soon any minute.

SOOOO, that's how CLAM is like. But for the girl. In her eyes, CLAM IS LIKE...

EDISON CHEN?
ORLANDO BLOOM?
CHRIS BROWN?
LEE HOM?
JAY CHOU?
MARIO LOPEZ?

Till she talks about him EVERY SINGLE DAY! Ok, on her blog I mean. Sure bound to have his name on every entry of hers. OMG. Is your bf(or whatever r/s ure in now.) SO IN-TERES-TING that he deserves to be mentioned on your blog every single day?! I am pretty surprise to know that ure friends are still there to entertain to your rants and problems with him. True friends indeed.

If my close friends does that, I wld prolly tell her...

'GET OVER IT! ITS EITHER URE IT OR ITS OVER!'

Im sorry, but I am that frank. BUT why go on and on with a guy/ girl that you know will never last long and just fucking hang on and HOPE u do?!

Dont you just needa dig your brain out and fucking give a good wash with chlorine for 10 times, HUH HUH?!
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If u know he will never give u a future of u very well know hes just going out with u cos its for fun and totally not serious or definitely not dating material. Dump him and get another! Its not like, such guys like CLAM are all dead.. Hes the only survivor.

(WHICH I THINK ITS KINDA TRUE, WHO KNOWS.. GUYS LIKE CLAM IS THE ONLY ONE LEFT IN THIS UNIVERSE.)

Thats why, u cling onto him so tightly like plague!
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But funny thing is she wanna talk about her problems she kinda go to us(or Liling in this case.) with Clam. Like what she should do.. We advised(MORE like Liling did, I cant be bothered.) all she do is smile, nod continuously and after that,

BACK TO SQUARE ONE AGAIN!
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WA LAO EH!

Damn annoying, how I wish I cld tell her this in her face. Dammit! Someone give me soultion leh? Can?

What wld u personally do if u have such a friend?

A. Punch him/ her in the face, he/ she suffers a black eye and 2 front teeth gone.

B. Tell him/her to shut up and only talk to you again when he/ she learns how to talk about something else besides the person he/ she's MADLY IN LOVE with.

C. Ignore her.(HIGHLY IMPOSSIBLE. Trust me, if he/ she bugs u time and time again.. How much longer can u tolerate by ignoring? Im just putting this option cos I have no idea what to put.)

D. Stuff a raw potato in his/ her mouth and tie him/ her up in a sack and kick him/ her. Better yet, tie both of them up and kick them.(LOL.)

E. All of the above.
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Which wld you choose? Personally, I wld choose option E. *Crack knuckles.*

If you chose option E, YAY! If you dont. BETTER CHOOSE OPTION E.! HA HA HA.
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OK, tell me how u feel!

Im so warm now. I got back like an hour ago from work :/

WORK AT 12PM LATER ON. FUCKING KILLER! :X

CIAO AMIGOS! :D

Hold up!

Before you claim 'Uh another wordy entry coming from Caron's blog, again.'(You know who you are. It's mean! Urgh!)

Please scroll down and LOOOOOOOOK,

after which if you still have got something negative to say, forget it. Im gonna go bang the wall and sleep for one full day.
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!!! Happy? Satisfactory for you Sir/ Ma'am? I actually went to Flickr to look for these okay?! So I did for the sake of you people cos you clam its boring to see words and nothing else. You almost fall asleep while trying to read the whole entry.

You said this, you said that. (Im so sad, tears welling up, the sniffles. Packets of tissues needed..)
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Maybe, I shall blog 'liddatx fr0m nowz on lorhxz, dEn mabbiex euu all wunch sae it's boringx lerzzzz. How abt daRtzx?! Can marhxz? Sae can larhz.. Heh3ex'

Oh stop it, Im gonna have a nightmare if I continue to type DISH waex, see I've gotten dhE disease liaoxz. How nahx?!

Okiiiiex, I habe tUu go to bed ler wORrzx. Beli tired lers.. Work tom0lo sum moreEe -_- Haix~

Buaiix buaAaiz. (:

Im gonna bug Aud to send me those beautiful pictures taken while we were at Marina Bay for NDP! Beautiful fireworks and teh highlight of the whole show? (Green with envy, cos alot were holding to their precious DSLR and snapping away, some even had those super expensive professional lens attached to the camera!! URGH)

The air show! Black knights! GO GO GO! It was nice and Han Wen said that he wants to join the air force after while the jets were still soaring through the sky, LOL. The heart shape in the sky formed by 2 of the 5 black knights was cool shit. Like 'LOVE IS IN THE AIR.' kinda thing..

While they were forming the heart in the sky I was kinda yelling to Aud.. "Imagine, teh heart is formed.. One guy from many spectators of NDP kneeled down and propose to her gf, wouldnt that be sweet? Lol."

Oh, Caron.. Stop it with that love shit stuff. U havent got time for those(Or more like they dun come to you.) Heh. Whatever with a capital 'W.'

Holy cat! It's 5:34am already. Gotta go! Ciao!

Few more hours to meet Aud to go for NDP! :D

From fireworks to interesting goodies in the goody bag and the lively atmosphere. Whats not to like?! Oh yeah, the kiasu crowds.. Getting & leaving there. :/

I will get Aud to bring the camera there and snap a million & one pictures to upload here so there YOU WLD NOT THINK my entry is near boring, anywhere. heehee. :b

I feel a little dizzy now. IM slurring my speech why my collegues were talkin to me just now on the way home in the company's transport. Sat down with the manager and a few collegues after a long day at work, drank, laughed & talked. (: call me weak but i haven't drank since 197384784 years ago.. had 4 glasses of screwdriver. wooooh, the last glass was high percentage of vodka den O.J.

nizan, mixed everything up.. i wasnt drunk nor high(i think.) just dizzy but i know whats going on, slurring of speech, i dont know why too. spoke extremely soft but not over the top by laughing at the end of every sentence and slapping the person next to me. LOL

if ure wondering where i work. well my workplace is beside DBL O. :D surprising huh, i work in a bistro. nice people, nice atmosphere but can get really fucked up at times. small place but lotsa laughters, sarcasm and teasing! heh heh. next wed, wld be my 1st month anni working there. :D time flies, hope i can stay there for long. HEEHEE.

more drinking sessions, people! if not for taufiq's absolut vodka today(he brought it.) we wouldnt even have drinking session. my 1st time sitting down after a long day at work with my collegues, drinking, talking shit and laughing like hyennas(or is it just me?) heh. well feels so nice.

uh, well. good times gome to an end real quick, now im gonna go shower and head to bed. my bed;s missing my prescence and im gonna go love it now. ciao!

Here comes Beijing Olympics!
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Althou Im pretty annoyed with the advertisements about Beijing Olympics showing on tv almost every single hour. Like reminding all of us in the wold.. OLYMPICS' HERE! URGH!

We know, WE KNOW!

Now its here. Just browse thru news on MSN just now. China brides rushing to get hitched on 08.08.08 cos apparently this date is an auspicious one for the CHinese. If you get wht I mean. (: So yeah..

But obviously isnt an AUSPICIOUS DATE for me! I gotta work! Cos Archie had diahorrea.. :/ I needa replace but that's ok. I got the day off for tomorrow

& I am going to the.....

NATIONAL DAY PARADE!

YAHOOOOOO!

Ok, I gotta go. BYE!

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Can u believe the second picture is in Singapore?! Omfg, so perfect, so pretty. :D

Anyway, I always love the night view of Singapore River & Esplanade area.
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Regarding about the last post, some claim it was toooo long!

Come on, I took the effort to blog. All you people ever say is 'Hey your entry is like SUPER LONG! I almost fell asleep while reading it half-way thru.'

THATS SO MEAN OF Y'ALL!

*Proceeds to wipe tears off face and walk to a corner start acting all EMO and slit both my wrists. CRY & CRY and say life's unfair and wanna die!*

Well I always try to find interesting pictures to show y'all but SADLY, I cant! I dont have a camera with me, if so.. I snap whatever which is interesting in my everyday life!

UNLESS YOU PEOPLE WANNA CHIP IN,(Which I know, you will stick out tongue and say 'FAT HOPE, KEEP DREAMING!') A LITTLE AND BUY ME A CAMERA FOR MY 19TH BIRTHDAY.. I CERTAINLY WOULDNT MIND THAT! I WILL PROMISE YA, PICTURES MORE THAN WORDS FOR EVERY ENTRY! :b

No? You people wont do that(I mean, chip in and buy me a camera..) I know! SO YEA, bear with me! :/

I dont want my blog to turn out like 'I come here to read your blog entries because u gt the most intersting pictures to look at which makes your entry lose all the attention cos frankly all I wanna see are the pictures u had uploaded!'

Its not like I crap shit like my nails broke and I swear to god that I put on the wrong nail polish color on a date with TROY(HAHAHHA). :(

Would YOU want me to blog that way? Well I will try to, just get use to it.
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Here I am, cracking my brain killing millions of cells too. Thinking of what is interesting to blog and there y'all claim its wordy & what's not. IM SO SAD. I WANNA CRY..

I wanna talk about my dreams and FANTASIES(huh, huh? Getting all of your attention huh? NO YOU DIMWIT! NOT SEXUAL ONES. Unless you ARE so interested in my sex life which I do NOT have one.. GET A LIFE. LOL) for my next entry, so I will tryna look for nice pictures and upload it here. Just cross your fingers and hope that Flickr wont die on ME. I depend on Flickr now for beautiful pictures.

Ok, Im yawning non-stop now. :/ Bad news. I gotta go.. Its 5:30am already! CIAO!
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Suf: Woman, I do not have sexual encounters and stuff like that. I just made all that shit up. Its meant to be funny! Well you do not need to experience to tell.. Just make that shit up and ure good to go. :D

OH~ CRAZY BUD OF MINE. (:

Cans of sardines! Makin' you hungry huh?

Well yeah, sardine sandwiches are too good to be true. Sorry, if youre not a fish lover. Fish makes you brainy(My parents tell me that. Doctors said that too.. If not why did your mom give you fish oil pills when ure a kid?) Fish contains Omega b3? I think. Fish is good!

Think, FISH & CHIPS! :D
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Sorry about the excitement of fish dishes out of a sudden and telling you why fish is good for you. Snap back to reality! I'm Caron the crazy nut not Caron the telling-you-what-food-is-good-for-you.

Ok, back to my topic.. What is the image of teh canned sardines doing there, you ask.. Well I wanna attract cats or any animals which love fish to view my blog.

NO!

The image, (& ALSO, I AM AFRAID THAT.. you complaint my entries are filled with nothing but words and MORE words.) I've uploded.. Is to let you KNOW how does it feel like to be a sardine in a can, stacked on top of many of your brother & sister sardines.. On public transports.

Let me tell you, it's 'IIFITTM' SIAL! What does 'IIFITTM' stands for?
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Still scratching your head and not knowing what I am trying to say? Continue reading, then..

It is irritating because..

(The 'YOU' part is talking about myself. I just want you to imagine.. In other words, put yourself IN MY SHOES.)

Imagine, spending your wonderful morning(Not that wonderful, actually. I just made it up so that my everyday life, wld LOOK interesting. Its only on the surface, people!) at a rather fun work place for 11hours & 30minutes.

Decided to take the train home because you thought it wld be faster and the journey wld be shorter.. Cos you normally take the bus home which is an hour long journey if you knock off early.

So you took a bus to Bugis train station, waited for the train. Got inside.. Not only you see the other 'sardines' inside, dying to catch a breath. You see other suffering 'sardines' coming out of teh train..

While waiting, you see some muthafucking sardines' just stood there like they just got frozen instantly, or turned into pre-historic animals out of a sudden.

Standing there not willing to move back for other 'sardines' waiting outside the train to get in there. Im one of the waiting 'sardine.' FYI..

So before I got in, a couple of idiotic 'sardine' fuckers decided to alight the train, finally. That cause a mini jam at the entrance and I gave dirty looks at the alighting 'sardines' like WTF they were tring to do. So I got in, FINALLY. The door closes, my bag almost caught in between the door. WHY?

Cos fucking 'sardines' at the back wont take initiative to move back for those near the door to move back as well which CAUSED this to happen..

While the train was moving, I looked around.. I see 'sardine' couples. Cuddling and hugging onto each other.. One couple caught my eye and I just kept looking at them. Not because they are super hot and I am in love with them at first sight, its the things they did made me LOOK at them more than 4 times.

Mind you, they are the fellow infamous PRCs, thank you.(I am not against PRCs but certain of these handful of PRCs just drive fellow Singaporeans, up the wall and think they are here to freaking conquer Singapore. *Points middle finger.*)

What they did? Oh, they were cuddling at 1st, then the girl decided to give her bf a 'traditional chinese, generation after generation passed down, zits/ acne/ blackhead/ pimple squeezing remedy.'

(NOTE: You must be able to read Hanyu Pinyin so that you'll understand the convo below, apparently my Hanyu Pinyin is better than the Chinese words itself. & it's funnier in mandarin compared to the loosely translated version, Ive written. HA HA HA!)

Girl: 'BAO BEI UH, NI DE LIAN HAO DUO, HEI TOU HE QING CHUN DOU WOR.'
(Translated: Hey, baby.. I notice you've got several blackheads & pimples on your face that needs a little popping.)

BF: 'SHI ZHEN DE MAH? HAIIII~, XING JIA PO DE GUI TIAN QI, ZHEN DE SHI RE SI REN LER! QING CHUN DOU HE HEI TOU SHI NAN MIAN DE.'
(Translated: Oh my! Really? Well the sickening sweltering heat in Singapore is causing all that blackheads & pimples on my face. Those are inevitable.'

Girl: 'HA HA HA. BU YONG JING.. NI BU ZHI DAO MA, WO JIA XIANG NA LI, JI DAI CHUAN JI DAI DE HU LI LIAN DE MI FANG, HEN YOU XIAO. YAO BU YAO SHI YI SHI AH? NI KAN WO DEN LIAN JIU ZHI DAO LER! KE KE KE!'
(Translated: Ha ha ha. That's alright. If you didnt know, Ive got a remedy which was founded by the people on my village and it's been in used for several generations. You wanna try it? Look at my fair and pimple free skin to know! HEHEHE!)

BF: 'ZHEN DE HEN BU CHUO! NA JIU RANG NI SHI YI SHI BAH! YAO WEN ROU YI DIAN OHHH~'
(Translated: *Caresses face awhile.* Yeah, you're right. Your face sure feels smooth and pimple-free, since its been for generations. Just use it on me then.. Maybe it might work. Before you start, please be gentle!)

Girl: 'WO HUI DE, QING AI DE. BU YONG NI SHUO! YAO REN ZHE DIAN OH~'
(Translated: HONEY! Needless to say, I will be extra gentle on you but you have to control a little. It might hurt just a teeny weeny bit.)
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(The above convo was made up, please mind me. It gets all exciting when little things like this gets into my mind quick while blogging. I have pen it down quick! Before the idea fades away and I might not be able to retrieve it back again! :b)

So after allllll the sweet talking to change her bf's mind and help him clear his face up abit cos the bf claims Singapore's sickening weather cause all that. (Whatever?)

So with her magical fingers. She started squeezing those gross looking blackheads and pimples. While his bf was looking at this dude beside him playing games on his phone.. Occasionally fidgeting cos it was painful? I don't know. I swear I was looking at them at the corner of my eye or you can say looking directly at them. Cos I was directly opp them! Not forgetting the crowded train.

IMMA SARDINE DYING TO CATCH A BREATH AND I HAD TO VISUALLY KILL MYSELF COS I AM LOOKING AT THIS COUPLE, WHOM THE GIRL WAS HAPPILY SQUEEZING ZITS AND BLACKHEADS OFF HER PARTNER'S FACE.

"You can choose NOT to look at them, can you? You cld look somewhere else. Its only popping blackheads and pimples, dont chu' do that as well?! Why whine?! Why make a big fuss. Caron, you seriously should just stop blogging at this very minute and go do something else, y'know?!"

Firstly.. It's fucking disturbing and I was bored on the train and I have nothing to look at, I wanna catch some sleep but I couldnt, it was crowded and Im standing. If I had teh abilityto stand still and sleep, I would! Not forgetting, time and time again, people gettin out of the train. How to stand there and sleep?! You tell me? Im not a selfish passenger who only think about one's self and wld just stand there at the specific place where I stood since the time I board the train till I alight, YOU KNOW!

Secondly, yeah I admit I do pop my pimples and blackheads cos they are really annoying to be seen on the face, BUT all that popping action, I do it at home. I dont do it at a public place, and in a public transport full of people! Even if that pimple/ blackhead SCREAM AT ME, that it desperately needs to get popped! It's just DISGUSTING!

You wanna let people see all that pus and blood 'shooting' out at 30km/h is it?

Well, you wanna let em view how fast your pus and blood can 'shoot' out from your pimple and blackhead. NICE JOB but for me, I wouldnt do that. Its just G.R.O.S.S, ok!

So all your popping action, just leave al of that at home. Its not like if you don't pop it now, the blackhead/ pimple wld grow to a size of my toenail in 10 minutes time. Please.. Actually it wasn't visible, but now after what you did to your partner or yourself, it's visible. One huge red spot there for NOTHING!

After the girl popped her bf's blackhead, she cleaned the pus on his sleeve.

OMFGZZXS WORRRRZZ!

My question to her: Why did you even FUCKING do that, don't you have a pack of bloody, tissue with you?!

Don't you think it's unhygenic & gross. Of all places, you chose to DO IT on teh train. YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT. DONT YOU?!?!?!?!

& of all people, I WAS the chosen victim to view that, LIVE.

If I had the guts I wld personally whip out a pack of tissue out from my bag(If I had a pack in my bag.) shove it into her face and say 'UHHHH, YOU MIGHT BLOODY HELL NEED THIS.'

*Shakes head in disbelief.*

Lastly, she looked like she was hving fun! I swear she was showing off her skill she learnt back in her hometown for about, 2 train stops?! I think I looked at her for almost the whole time when she was popping the pimples/ blackheads.

After all that gross, popping act.. She decides to cuddle her bf and show some love. After pain, love and affection is very important for your r/s(LOL, WHAT CRAP NONSENSE, CANT IMAGINE I WROTE THAT!) to work well or else you wld be hated for life!

Well, I am not saying it's wrong to hug/ kiss and cuddle your partner in teh train/ bus/ cab/ lift/ outside the public restroom or anywhere!

But please note that its crowded, people were finding ways to squeeze into the train. Just be considerate, stand still in one position and stop moving round and round cos you got tired hugging him THIS way and u decided to hug him THAT way. After all that hugging, she finally decide on one position and this time her arms were placed on the glass. Like she was making out or something and her head was placed between her bf's neck and shoulder like attempting to give a love bite.

Not only that, kissing and shit. (I thought at the point of time, why NOT just make wild passionate love there? Let it flow, just let it flow. BABY!)

The scenario where the, WILD PASSIONATE LOVE MAKIN' BEGINS:

& there she goes, she moaned while at it, her boyfriend pounds HARD and she said this and made her bf fuck even faster like a bull!

"OH HELL' YEAH BABY! YOU'RE SO GOOOOOOD. YOU FTW, BABY. YES.. YOU MAKE ME ORGASM TIME & TIME AGAIN. I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. YESSSSSS~ FASTERRRR.."

HAHAHAHHAHA! Imagine, PRCs said all that in FRICKEN MANDARIN, I dont even kow how to translate it.

OMFG, I AM SO GONNA LOVE THIS ENTRY OF MINE. ITS SOOOO CRAPPY AND WORDY. MY IMAGINATION IS RUNNING FREAKING WILD NOW.
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*POOF*

Ok, back to what I was saying..

SO, I wanted to yell 'HEY, GET A LIFE! THIS ISNT FREAKING GREAT WALL OF CHINA THAT YOURE ENJOYING YOUR TIME AND ROMANCING THE NIGHT AWAY, GET REAL ALREADY! THIS IS FREAKING SINGAPORE AND YOURE IN A CROWDED TRAIN.'

Trust me, I wasnt the only one staring at them ok. There were probably, 2-3 other people staring at them too. You might think..

"Caron, you'll never know how that feels cos you never had a bf before so stop complaining what they did cos you are just JEALOUS. Fucking admit that YOU ARE JEALOUS!"

You think the 3 words 'You ARE jealous!" wld smack me in the forehead and make me stop here? WELL, NO! Try harder!!

For the record, I will never be jealous of this couple squeezing pimples and blackheads off one another's face and I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK, if this girl hugs her bf like a freaking koala huggin' a tree on a crowded train..

Or looking like teh girl was dry-humping her bf, either!

So I thought, maybe the girl hugged him THIS way is because they lived at seperate places and one of them was gonna alight at this station so they spent their last few minutes embracing. But hell no! Soon, the train reached Paya Lebar and they alighted the train together!

KNN! *&&^^$^%#$% (SORRY, I CANT HELP IT.)

WTF. Ok, even if one alights at Kallang and another alights at Simei.. You dont have to embrace each other like the NEXT time you see him/ her is in 5 years' time or thinking it takes 2 hours to get to Simei from Kallang.

GET REAL! This is not freaking China, where you need to travel half a day from Beijing to Xi' An.

LOL!
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After they alighted, I got over it and decided to blog here. Pretty lame but at least I am updating.

So if youre so bloody unhappy like why I think its a crime to embrace each other like HOW the North meets South and attracts instead of repel.

I am not jealous/ unhappy or whatever.. I just think it's a little over. Just hang on till the crowd minimise den you start all that embracing.

By then I wont even give a damn if you decide to fuck your gf, Missionary/ '69'/ Girl on top or Doggy Style..

I'm just gonna video record it and place it online!

HA HA HA! I'm just kidding.

OKAY, IM DONE. FINALLY!
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But if you feel it's unfair or ure just not satisfied with how I feel or what I think about the encounter on the train, just drop me an email and tell me about it.

HA! WORK LATER ON AT 1PM. YAHOOOOOO!

CIAO!
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P.S: If there are noy typo/ spelling/ grammar mistakes. Dont mind me, Im just to lazy to edit it. URGH!