Cans of sardines! Makin' you hungry huh?

Well yeah, sardine sandwiches are too good to be true. Sorry, if youre not a fish lover. Fish makes you brainy(My parents tell me that. Doctors said that too.. If not why did your mom give you fish oil pills when ure a kid?) Fish contains Omega b3? I think. Fish is good!

Think, FISH & CHIPS! :D
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Sorry about the excitement of fish dishes out of a sudden and telling you why fish is good for you. Snap back to reality! I'm Caron the crazy nut not Caron the telling-you-what-food-is-good-for-you.

Ok, back to my topic.. What is the image of teh canned sardines doing there, you ask.. Well I wanna attract cats or any animals which love fish to view my blog.

NO!

The image, (& ALSO, I AM AFRAID THAT.. you complaint my entries are filled with nothing but words and MORE words.) I've uploded.. Is to let you KNOW how does it feel like to be a sardine in a can, stacked on top of many of your brother & sister sardines.. On public transports.

Let me tell you, it's 'IIFITTM' SIAL! What does 'IIFITTM' stands for?
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It
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Fucking
Irritating
To
The
Max

Still scratching your head and not knowing what I am trying to say? Continue reading, then..

It is irritating because..

(The 'YOU' part is talking about myself. I just want you to imagine.. In other words, put yourself IN MY SHOES.)

Imagine, spending your wonderful morning(Not that wonderful, actually. I just made it up so that my everyday life, wld LOOK interesting. Its only on the surface, people!) at a rather fun work place for 11hours & 30minutes.

Decided to take the train home because you thought it wld be faster and the journey wld be shorter.. Cos you normally take the bus home which is an hour long journey if you knock off early.

So you took a bus to Bugis train station, waited for the train. Got inside.. Not only you see the other 'sardines' inside, dying to catch a breath. You see other suffering 'sardines' coming out of teh train..

While waiting, you see some muthafucking sardines' just stood there like they just got frozen instantly, or turned into pre-historic animals out of a sudden.

Standing there not willing to move back for other 'sardines' waiting outside the train to get in there. Im one of the waiting 'sardine.' FYI..

So before I got in, a couple of idiotic 'sardine' fuckers decided to alight the train, finally. That cause a mini jam at the entrance and I gave dirty looks at the alighting 'sardines' like WTF they were tring to do. So I got in, FINALLY. The door closes, my bag almost caught in between the door. WHY?

Cos fucking 'sardines' at the back wont take initiative to move back for those near the door to move back as well which CAUSED this to happen..

While the train was moving, I looked around.. I see 'sardine' couples. Cuddling and hugging onto each other.. One couple caught my eye and I just kept looking at them. Not because they are super hot and I am in love with them at first sight, its the things they did made me LOOK at them more than 4 times.

Mind you, they are the fellow infamous PRCs, thank you.(I am not against PRCs but certain of these handful of PRCs just drive fellow Singaporeans, up the wall and think they are here to freaking conquer Singapore. *Points middle finger.*)

What they did? Oh, they were cuddling at 1st, then the girl decided to give her bf a 'traditional chinese, generation after generation passed down, zits/ acne/ blackhead/ pimple squeezing remedy.'

(NOTE: You must be able to read Hanyu Pinyin so that you'll understand the convo below, apparently my Hanyu Pinyin is better than the Chinese words itself. & it's funnier in mandarin compared to the loosely translated version, Ive written. HA HA HA!)

Girl: 'BAO BEI UH, NI DE LIAN HAO DUO, HEI TOU HE QING CHUN DOU WOR.'
(Translated: Hey, baby.. I notice you've got several blackheads & pimples on your face that needs a little popping.)

BF: 'SHI ZHEN DE MAH? HAIIII~, XING JIA PO DE GUI TIAN QI, ZHEN DE SHI RE SI REN LER! QING CHUN DOU HE HEI TOU SHI NAN MIAN DE.'
(Translated: Oh my! Really? Well the sickening sweltering heat in Singapore is causing all that blackheads & pimples on my face. Those are inevitable.'

Girl: 'HA HA HA. BU YONG JING.. NI BU ZHI DAO MA, WO JIA XIANG NA LI, JI DAI CHUAN JI DAI DE HU LI LIAN DE MI FANG, HEN YOU XIAO. YAO BU YAO SHI YI SHI AH? NI KAN WO DEN LIAN JIU ZHI DAO LER! KE KE KE!'
(Translated: Ha ha ha. That's alright. If you didnt know, Ive got a remedy which was founded by the people on my village and it's been in used for several generations. You wanna try it? Look at my fair and pimple free skin to know! HEHEHE!)

BF: 'ZHEN DE HEN BU CHUO! NA JIU RANG NI SHI YI SHI BAH! YAO WEN ROU YI DIAN OHHH~'
(Translated: *Caresses face awhile.* Yeah, you're right. Your face sure feels smooth and pimple-free, since its been for generations. Just use it on me then.. Maybe it might work. Before you start, please be gentle!)

Girl: 'WO HUI DE, QING AI DE. BU YONG NI SHUO! YAO REN ZHE DIAN OH~'
(Translated: HONEY! Needless to say, I will be extra gentle on you but you have to control a little. It might hurt just a teeny weeny bit.)
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(The above convo was made up, please mind me. It gets all exciting when little things like this gets into my mind quick while blogging. I have pen it down quick! Before the idea fades away and I might not be able to retrieve it back again! :b)

So after allllll the sweet talking to change her bf's mind and help him clear his face up abit cos the bf claims Singapore's sickening weather cause all that. (Whatever?)

So with her magical fingers. She started squeezing those gross looking blackheads and pimples. While his bf was looking at this dude beside him playing games on his phone.. Occasionally fidgeting cos it was painful? I don't know. I swear I was looking at them at the corner of my eye or you can say looking directly at them. Cos I was directly opp them! Not forgetting the crowded train.

IMMA SARDINE DYING TO CATCH A BREATH AND I HAD TO VISUALLY KILL MYSELF COS I AM LOOKING AT THIS COUPLE, WHOM THE GIRL WAS HAPPILY SQUEEZING ZITS AND BLACKHEADS OFF HER PARTNER'S FACE.

"You can choose NOT to look at them, can you? You cld look somewhere else. Its only popping blackheads and pimples, dont chu' do that as well?! Why whine?! Why make a big fuss. Caron, you seriously should just stop blogging at this very minute and go do something else, y'know?!"

Firstly.. It's fucking disturbing and I was bored on the train and I have nothing to look at, I wanna catch some sleep but I couldnt, it was crowded and Im standing. If I had teh abilityto stand still and sleep, I would! Not forgetting, time and time again, people gettin out of the train. How to stand there and sleep?! You tell me? Im not a selfish passenger who only think about one's self and wld just stand there at the specific place where I stood since the time I board the train till I alight, YOU KNOW!

Secondly, yeah I admit I do pop my pimples and blackheads cos they are really annoying to be seen on the face, BUT all that popping action, I do it at home. I dont do it at a public place, and in a public transport full of people! Even if that pimple/ blackhead SCREAM AT ME, that it desperately needs to get popped! It's just DISGUSTING!

You wanna let people see all that pus and blood 'shooting' out at 30km/h is it?

Well, you wanna let em view how fast your pus and blood can 'shoot' out from your pimple and blackhead. NICE JOB but for me, I wouldnt do that. Its just G.R.O.S.S, ok!

So all your popping action, just leave al of that at home. Its not like if you don't pop it now, the blackhead/ pimple wld grow to a size of my toenail in 10 minutes time. Please.. Actually it wasn't visible, but now after what you did to your partner or yourself, it's visible. One huge red spot there for NOTHING!

After the girl popped her bf's blackhead, she cleaned the pus on his sleeve.

OMFGZZXS WORRRRZZ!

My question to her: Why did you even FUCKING do that, don't you have a pack of bloody, tissue with you?!

Don't you think it's unhygenic & gross. Of all places, you chose to DO IT on teh train. YOU JUST HAD TO DO IT. DONT YOU?!?!?!?!

& of all people, I WAS the chosen victim to view that, LIVE.

If I had the guts I wld personally whip out a pack of tissue out from my bag(If I had a pack in my bag.) shove it into her face and say 'UHHHH, YOU MIGHT BLOODY HELL NEED THIS.'

*Shakes head in disbelief.*

Lastly, she looked like she was hving fun! I swear she was showing off her skill she learnt back in her hometown for about, 2 train stops?! I think I looked at her for almost the whole time when she was popping the pimples/ blackheads.

After all that gross, popping act.. She decides to cuddle her bf and show some love. After pain, love and affection is very important for your r/s(LOL, WHAT CRAP NONSENSE, CANT IMAGINE I WROTE THAT!) to work well or else you wld be hated for life!

Well, I am not saying it's wrong to hug/ kiss and cuddle your partner in teh train/ bus/ cab/ lift/ outside the public restroom or anywhere!

But please note that its crowded, people were finding ways to squeeze into the train. Just be considerate, stand still in one position and stop moving round and round cos you got tired hugging him THIS way and u decided to hug him THAT way. After all that hugging, she finally decide on one position and this time her arms were placed on the glass. Like she was making out or something and her head was placed between her bf's neck and shoulder like attempting to give a love bite.

Not only that, kissing and shit. (I thought at the point of time, why NOT just make wild passionate love there? Let it flow, just let it flow. BABY!)

The scenario where the, WILD PASSIONATE LOVE MAKIN' BEGINS:

& there she goes, she moaned while at it, her boyfriend pounds HARD and she said this and made her bf fuck even faster like a bull!

"OH HELL' YEAH BABY! YOU'RE SO GOOOOOOD. YOU FTW, BABY. YES.. YOU MAKE ME ORGASM TIME & TIME AGAIN. I AM SO IN LOVE WITH YOU. YESSSSSS~ FASTERRRR.."

HAHAHAHHAHA! Imagine, PRCs said all that in FRICKEN MANDARIN, I dont even kow how to translate it.

OMFG, I AM SO GONNA LOVE THIS ENTRY OF MINE. ITS SOOOO CRAPPY AND WORDY. MY IMAGINATION IS RUNNING FREAKING WILD NOW.
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*POOF*

Ok, back to what I was saying..

SO, I wanted to yell 'HEY, GET A LIFE! THIS ISNT FREAKING GREAT WALL OF CHINA THAT YOURE ENJOYING YOUR TIME AND ROMANCING THE NIGHT AWAY, GET REAL ALREADY! THIS IS FREAKING SINGAPORE AND YOURE IN A CROWDED TRAIN.'

Trust me, I wasnt the only one staring at them ok. There were probably, 2-3 other people staring at them too. You might think..

"Caron, you'll never know how that feels cos you never had a bf before so stop complaining what they did cos you are just JEALOUS. Fucking admit that YOU ARE JEALOUS!"

You think the 3 words 'You ARE jealous!" wld smack me in the forehead and make me stop here? WELL, NO! Try harder!!

For the record, I will never be jealous of this couple squeezing pimples and blackheads off one another's face and I DONT GIVE A FLYING FUCK, if this girl hugs her bf like a freaking koala huggin' a tree on a crowded train..

Or looking like teh girl was dry-humping her bf, either!

So I thought, maybe the girl hugged him THIS way is because they lived at seperate places and one of them was gonna alight at this station so they spent their last few minutes embracing. But hell no! Soon, the train reached Paya Lebar and they alighted the train together!

KNN! *&&^^$^%#$% (SORRY, I CANT HELP IT.)

WTF. Ok, even if one alights at Kallang and another alights at Simei.. You dont have to embrace each other like the NEXT time you see him/ her is in 5 years' time or thinking it takes 2 hours to get to Simei from Kallang.

GET REAL! This is not freaking China, where you need to travel half a day from Beijing to Xi' An.

LOL!
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After they alighted, I got over it and decided to blog here. Pretty lame but at least I am updating.

So if youre so bloody unhappy like why I think its a crime to embrace each other like HOW the North meets South and attracts instead of repel.

I am not jealous/ unhappy or whatever.. I just think it's a little over. Just hang on till the crowd minimise den you start all that embracing.

By then I wont even give a damn if you decide to fuck your gf, Missionary/ '69'/ Girl on top or Doggy Style..

I'm just gonna video record it and place it online!

HA HA HA! I'm just kidding.

OKAY, IM DONE. FINALLY!
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But if you feel it's unfair or ure just not satisfied with how I feel or what I think about the encounter on the train, just drop me an email and tell me about it.

HA! WORK LATER ON AT 1PM. YAHOOOOOO!

CIAO!
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P.S: If there are noy typo/ spelling/ grammar mistakes. Dont mind me, Im just to lazy to edit it. URGH!