:D

random durian stall located at Tanjong Katong, on a rainy evening. if you're wondering.. i was in the cab when i took this. lol.
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random: i was waiting for the bus at the interchange earlier on & i saw this man whose prolly in his late 40's or early 50's. which i have no idea how to define his style, for dressing. biker?

those huge ass white men with plaited pig tails and chipped tooth? dressed in nothing but leather jacket/ pants/ boots and gloves.(which reminds me of undertaker, the wrestler. lol.)

nevermind. so he was dressed in a rather weird way, i must say. but what amuse me was what he wore on his head, or what u call it.. his headgear? whatever. u must be guessing he wore either a clown hat or shrek ears, but no. he wasnt.

he tied a flag on his head like a bandanna! it was a real flag, ok? i wasnt kidding. he used the malaysia's flag to tie it around his head like a bandanna, i was staring at his 'interesting-looking' bandanna for a full minute, trying to figure out the design of his bandanna.

ok, call me crazy.. but if u see a man like that.. trying to throw a thing or 2 from 2-3 styles into 1 and make it his own. would you NOT stare at him, like he's a freaking clown?! only without the huge red nose and big shoes.

so yeah, i figured out that 'bandanna' of his, is a freaking flag. not any, but malaysia's fla. i start to think how crazy he was to tie a piece of cloth which belongs to a country on his damn bald head.

shakes head*

imagine he goes past the malaysia immigration customs with that 'bandanna' on? and the officers immediately pounce on him like he smuggled drugs into their country and say:

police officer: 'HEY DUDE! TAKE THAT OFF BEFORE I SHOOT YOU!'

bandanna man: 'take what off?!?!'

police officer: 'our country's flag, you dumb arse. its meant to be hanging by the flag pole. not your polished bald egghead. you moron.'

bandanna man: 'i thought it was cool.'

police officer: 'cool? MY ASS' COOLER.'
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LOL, WTF. ok, im crazy. im gone.

BYE. (:

p.s: i am not criticising any countries here. just a made up story which doesnt make any sense(like i said its made up. where's the sense then?! -_-)

random. (viewing mall, terminal 2.)

it's the weekends! okay, it's friday.. but friday's catergorized under weekends too. :D

i'm free on both saturday & sunday. YAHOO..

no more super nagger aunty. (:

i swear i was a few steps away from grabbing an ultra firm feather pillow and smashing it in her cunt face, CONTINUOUSLY till a short 1 minute of feather 'works' display in Robinsons. she's sucha slut/ bitch/ whore.

nevermind about nagging, she pratically broadcast to the other promoters about the way i sell my items and all. whatever for?!

oh, getting dirty looks from those AUNTY PROMOTERS? hell yeah. i forgot they're from the same alliance. bitchy and naggy as ever..

im so gonna curse u till your next life, nex next life, next next next life, next next next next life.

i love this song. :D hot hot!
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at the mean time, im pissed as hella.

can i know, why aunties.. especially those in their early, mid or late.. 40's, 50's, 60's, 70's, 80's or even 90's. cant shut their trap? i am referring to their mouth here.

they love to nag, complain, tell tales, make a big hoo-ha out of every single thang. would their mouth start to itch when they dont bitch about any thing in the world for a day? i guess their mouth DO itch if they dont getta bitch/ nag/ complain or tell tales for AN HOUR! not a day.

(dear aunties, if you think your mouth itch because you didnt bitch or do anything of the above.. please kindly go give your husband/ boyfriend a blowjob, a hardcore one. i dont think the guys would mind, pleasuring with the help of someone whose in need to keep their mouth busy, besides bitching.)

how sickening?! very. they get on my nerves, yeah. i know all of you wld say 'caron ure gonna be an auntie in another 30 years time too!'

SO?! i guess i wld be a hip auntie la, i wont nag at the teenagers like as thou they wld appreciate it. its tiring..

urgh. end.

point of this entry?

- aunties are sickening
- aunties nag too much
- all of these aunties are degree/ masters and doctorate holders in 'nagging & complaining communication skills.'
- their mouth itch 24/7
- they need a ____ 24/7 too. in order to keep their mouth busy.

- i will be THE hip auntie caron, 30 years down the road.
- i wont nag at the teenagers.
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i am sorry for being all gross at the part where i've striked off, i cant help it. which i think.. it's true IN A WAY?

:/

ok, im lazy to blog. im lazy to type. im lazy to go look for images to post em up here so that my entries would look interesting enough for y'all. :/



however, a video wld do right? :D

i got bored again, while i was over at my grandma's place. on a lazy sunday afternoon. :/ lol. hope this will crack you up a little.

the fan was blowing directly in my face, so my hair was all over the place.. and i look hideous. OMFG. but whatever.. heh!

i love the christina aguilera part. :b where the hight notes were all at. LOL.

ok go watch it yourself. :D wait for it to load, be patient.

hah! gotta run, see ya! (:

"ho my gawd!"

i'm late for work, did i tell you back at my work place, ive got a super hero. correction, super heroine. cos it's a she. (:

i name her super 'NAGGER!' aint, catwoman or wonder woman, they are too nice. this super heroine aint nice. she's super 'NAGGER!'

do you still think shes nice after adding inverted commas and typing it in captial letters?! i don't think so.

wanna know more? ok, till i get back. or else, super 'NAGGER' wld strike again! ):

actually she strikes all the time with her 'incredible' nagging power.

... but my endurance level's pretty high too.

ha ha!

*end*

"Hey, mama.. This that shit that make you groove. Mama."
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it's 1:32am now and im still grooving to BEP's HEY MAMA. :D

can u believe im multi-tasking?

1.im shaking/ moving to the song.(like a retard, you do not want to see it.)
2. im typing at the same time.
3. im mouthing the words of the song as well.
4. my ass is still on the chair while doing the above 3.( i cant possibly type while standing up, CAN I?)
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oh can i whine about something? something which i hate, alot? something which is placed at the 100000000000000th position. or maybe it doesnt exist at all.

what is it?

imagine youre on a fully air-conditioned bus, falling asleep while your favourite songs are playing on your mp3, pretty loud and you're awaken by noises(not the bus conductor who checks your ticket or ez-link to see if u paid teh correct fares or tapped your card.) but bitches, laughing like hyennas or screaming like they got analed by some old man.

HOW WOULD YOU FEEEEEEL?!

i felt f*ked up. here i am trying to catch some sleep while im on a rather long bus journey after work, while you underaged teenagers still in your school uniform since 7:15am. screaming and laughing like youve never laughed or screamed in your whole 13-16 yrs of your life.

while at it, u decided to run around on the moving bus a lil. well, to be exact, STAMPING YOUR FEET. like you weigh 500 pounds. i felt the bus jerked(i am exaggerating.) i thought it was earthquake, singapore's turn. after china..(exaggerating to the max.)

but hell no, the stamping were from those underage bitches, playing their mini catching while the bus is still moving. how i wish the bus wld break out of nowhere and sent em flying to the front of the bus, better yet, send em rolling down the stairs, from the 2nd to 1st. i wld be stamping my feet, cheering and laughing like i had never laughed/ cheered/ stamped for the whole 19 years of my life.
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1st were the underaged ah bengs with horrible dress sense and hilarious looking piercings banging on the window to get the girl's attention.

DEN, 2nd were the girls on the bus laughing their breasts off and playing catching at the back of the bus.

3rd what? attempted to have sex and got caught by onlookers? fwah.

my advice: GROW UP LEH.~

you got the message? (:

yes! sorry for the lack of updates. i have not updated for a week. i have a reason. my dad didnt allow me to touch the computer for 4 freaking days. fine. of cos i didnt obey him although he said it for the millionth time that i wasnt allowed to touch the computer. i did check my mails. but not enough time to blog. lol.

(i just realise i used 4 'i's in one short paragraph. SEE, im using 'I' again.)

for the past weeeeeeeek. i have been thinking alot of stuff to blog about and i think it's kinda interesting. lol. just that its all wordy~ but i will try to add pictures. :D i even plan to do up a pictorial entry. cool huh? stay tuned. heehee.
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how's life? for me, still the same. doing the same thing for the past 2 weeks. and oh.. here are some of the things happened this week. (:

1. had my hair cut by my aunty.

- look damn cheena at first, but i swept my bangs to the other side so it looks better, but still that isnt my ideal hair cut. I STILL HAVE NO F*CKING IDEA WHY DID SHE CUT MY BANGS. (!!) i only wanted her to make my hair thinner, cos of the weather and thick hair is hard to manage at times. oh, layer my hair too. THAT'S ALL. but she snip an inch away off my bangs. grr. ok, the hair would grow back.. no point whining.. even taking back the hair and paste it back doesnt help much. :X

2. made chocolate fudge pudding. :D

- i finally found the JELL-O brand instant pudding mix from cold storage! at centrepoint. ive seen the lady use on the kraft foods video. but i have no idea there are selling it in singapore.! heehee. for your info, the cold storage centrepoint offers more varities of products which is rarely seen in normal supermarkets or the nearest cold storage to you.(unless you livein one of those huge ass expensive houses near centrepoint or ORCHARD.) they even sell pre-made pie base. (:

3. 2nd week at Robinsons.

-yes, people. im currently working at Robinsons as a promoter(if u wanna know.. PM me. i dont wanna broadcast it here. nothing special, anyway.) :X i find that sales isnt my ideal kinda job. f&b is.. but for the sake of the ($$) and it was introduced by my mom's friend. i took it up. yeah, wallop me please. lol. oh the air conditioning freezes one butt's off. even thou im wearing black long sleeve shirt and pants. maybe i should heed the aunty's advice by wearing another tee inside.

4. i had ljs, thrice.. this week.

-not because its fattening, its because i have no idea what to have, everytime i go for my meal break. oh if y'all dont know.. im not really a fan of ljs, in which it IS my friend's fav. omgawd. lol.. oh, i use to complain how awful the clam chowder taste. BUT NOW IM HOOKED ON IT. (oh, shit. oh, hell.. i always eek at those who worships ljs' clam chowder. i guess im one of their many worshippers. :X)

CINDY lim, I AM WRONG. it doesnt taste bad.. ITS TOO GOOD> lol. imagine, after standing at your counter for 3-5 hours of direct air-conditioning, wouldnt it be nice to have some hot soup(in this case, chowder.) in your tummy. lol.

maybe it was the taste all those yrs ago that suck. now it doesnt! lol.

5. i am broke.

-i will only have money coming in on the end of may. which is f*cking longggggggg~ look at today 's date! 10th may. another 21 more days = 3 weeks. in addition, the soaring fares that SMRT's charging, i always need to top up($10 each time.) every 2-3 days? (!!!!!!!!!.)
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ok, i am very sleepy. my eyes are closing soon. NIGHT!

random.

ohhhhh, speaking of whic. here's a part of a convo between suf and me on msn. :D


Sufi'ah says: ure not going to beat the shit out of me are u?

i love the sax. says: no la..

i love the sax. says: i only wanna whip out that dusty parang under my bed to visit you

i love the sax. says: (:

Sufi'ah says: well thats sounds better eh but please get a new one rust isnt good

i love the sax. says: well i said its dusty~ aint rusty. anyway, the parang hasnt touched water yet, how is it possible to get rusty. only some dried blood stains on it.

Sufi'ah says: dont care go wash it

i love the sax. says: it will be fine. but if you wanna.. ok, i will first wash it with liquid detergent den sanitize it with dettol.

Sufi'ah says: dont want to get infected

i love the sax. says: AND DEN. i will polish it with brasso, to make it super shiny, u cld even see your reflection.

Sufi'ah says: ok good :) i'd die in peace

i love the sax. says: lol.

Sufi'ah says: are u still my crazy buddy?

i love the sax. says: defintely [OK I KNOW I FORGOT TO ANOTHER 'i' IN THE WORD.]

i love the sax. says: DO I LOOK LIKE SOME PETTY BIATCH WHO SULKS ALL DAY AFTER BEING TURNED DOWN BY MY FRIEND FOR DINNER JUST BECOS HER DAD DIDNT ALLOW HER

i love the sax. says: I AM SO! DISAPPOINTED IF U THINK IM STILL FUMING OVER THAT MATTER

i love the sax. says: AND I KNOW I DIDNT HAVE TO CAPS IT BUT I JUST WANT YOU TO KNOW.

i love the sax. says: HA HA HA. :D

Sufi'ah says: uh ok

Sufi'ah says: lol was juat afraid la

i love the sax. says: lol
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oh if you have no idea, thats is how i talk on msn. i love exaggerating with words. it makes the whole convo lively. :D picture if its for real. lol.

im so bored. i got to grandma's house at 3pm. chatted with fir on msn. watched tv, had dinner. went to tampines mall to walk around. bought tortilla chips. (: it wld be better if there's melted cheese to go with it or salsa?

im working at 1pm later on. :/ im waiting for the money to be in on monday! since it didnt come in yesterday. due to labour day. urgh.
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self note: caron, stop whining . ure not a babe where all the guys worship you and do your bidding with a snap of your fingers. again, STOP WHINING.

ok, bye.

p.s: wa lao~ i just realise the song on my blog isnt a full song. ka na sai, right?

yes, i do speak/ write singlish. :D

i dont needa attend work tomorrow. :D (i so wanna hibernate. 'like real only~')
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i shall make my free-day useful. maybe i will go vist my gramps or something.. if i had an oven at home, i wld have baked something, needless to say. maybe think what i would get for my mom on mother's day.(its coming! in a week?)

maybe i'll create a poster/ banner with my oh-so-great(not that great actually, i wanna 'haolian' a little. cannot meh? :b) photoshop skills. :D i need ideas.

i wanna ask faizal how is creating of cd cover going, using only fonts to do so, typography. like so interesting! lol, if i had the time, i dont mind doinng it for him. (:


1 month old flip flops for sale!(ladies' cut, size 9.)

oh i wanna sell away my 1 month old bilabong flip flops.. anyone interested? pm me. :X it looks new ok!(the picture will do the judgement.) ive wore it less than 8 times.

obviously, im turning the attention to the ladies. unless you men have the fetish of wearing ladies foot wear. ure more than welcome to buy it from me. lol.

and again, im turning the attention towards ladies who have bigger than average feet. size 9. stop whining and tell me u wear size 5-6 and say ive got giant feet. shut up already.. that's your business.

i've learnt to accept i do not have shapely nor delicate pair of feet. u wanna whine. do it in your toilet, under your blanket or something. im here to sell something off not here to see how small your feet is and laugh at my huge ass feet.

soooooooooo, i bought it at $22.90. of cos im willing to see it at like $12-$15? ok, tell me about it if you're interested. (:

bye, im so sleepy.

LET'S GO BACK TO THE 80'S.! :D
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i love this song. woooh!

ok, random. im gone. my cb irritating brother, i so wanna stab him with a dagger and throw him in a cement mixer can. *POINTS MIDDLE FINGER.*

10 random facts about me:

1. i am very random, i make up stories with ending which makes no sense.(hilarious, at times.)
i tend to jump around topics when im talking.(i will NEVER finish 1.)

2. i love the saxophone. oh, i just realised its being mentioned on my shoutout itself. :b

3. i like long bus rides, with someone crappy. :D

4. believe it or not, i actually like the smell of freezers. HAHAHA.

5. i'm chinese(not japanese(JUST becos ive got small eyes.), mixed, malay.) i'm saying this becos i still have got people not being able to identify my race.

6. i am not a malaysian/ china-chinese. IM KIWI(singar-pore-leeeann. :D)

7. i am not a fan of japanese food. i have not eaten raw salmon(or any form of meat which can be eaten raw too) before.

8. i love to cook and bake.(guess ive said this before.)

9. i ran straight into the wall once when i was a kid because i was chasing after a ball.(my mom saw the whole incident and she was laughing at me.. while i was crying my eyeballs out.)

10. i can be really crazy if i want to. oh, im hot-tempered as well. :/
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thought that this might be interesting to know. lol. (: yes, fact no. 9 is hilarious. funny enough just to imagine. it wld be funnier if you were to see it for yourself..

you might prolly be bored looking at fact no. 5. i am bored too, but i cant think of any right now besides these 10. :X

i need to pump in more oxygen in2 my brain. make my eyelids lighter, replenish my energy and retrieve back all the hours of sleep ive lost, which is kinda obvious it's more than 12 hours. :D

my pay is coming! not alot. but able to make me grin lik crazy. like wider than this smiley, :D. im broke lah, 50 dollars more in my acct wld be nice! haha.
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haha, okay. im going to bed. or else my eyelids wld shut automatically because its too hheavy. wanna weigh it? :b LOL.
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caron wanna sae, see eeu worhx! gud nitex, sleep tite. hehex. WTF!?