i was suppose to have updated 2 days ago, but i didnt, so i saved the 2 entries, the day before yesterday and yesterday's. so i think i will just put it altogether. lol. yeah, just think i am lazy..
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8th April 2008.

Happy 19th to Audrey 'Oreo' Yeo. :D i know i have said this many times, but i am just typing everything that happened for the past 2 days. so yeah, 8th was her birthday so i just put that in as well. it doesnt hurt, does it? (:

nothing interesting happened, but i had a rather crappy msn conversation with faizal, that night.. lol. that dude prefers to be known as 'art' for god knows what reason. but i couldnt be bothered, i will just call him by his biological name. LOL, faizal. :D

so as usual, the conversation was nothing but a whole load of crap. so he was telling me that the word 'Oi' have got something to with the punks. i thought that was fake because Singaporeans use the word 'OI!' as in to call someone or something lik that right?

but he said it was true that 'Oi' had something to do with the punks, not forgetting that he claimed that he's a punk as well. nvm that guy. lol..

so here is the conversation about it, i started making up stories, which of cos doesnt make any sense, at all.. LOL


(11:29 PM) //artzeroprodark: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oi%21

{AFTER READING A PARAGRAPH OF IT}

(11:29 PM) caron carol.: GOD!
(11:29 PM) caron carol.: i tot OI! was singlish
(11:29 PM) caron carol.: I DIDNT KNOW BRITISH USE THAT WORD
(11:29 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahahahahas
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: NOW I KNOW WHY SINGAPORE WAS ONCE COLONIZED
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: yup. it came from teh british
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahhahas
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: AND NOW I BELIEVE RAFFLES DID CAME TO SPORE
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: AND I ALSO BELIEVE THE BRITISH ARMY DID CAME TO SPORE.
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahhhhas
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: wtf
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: lol
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: HAHAHAHHA!
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: NOW THE BRITISH CANT DENY THAT SINGAPORE WAS ONCE UNDER EM!
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: WE JUST YELL OI
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: THE BRITISH DUN RECOGNIZE US, BUT THE PUNK ASSES DO
(11:31 PM) //artzeroprodark: hahash the british got deny meh?
(11:31 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahahahas
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: er, IF THEY TRY TO!?
(11:32 PM) //artzeroprodark: LOL XD
(11:32 PM) caron carol.: hahaahahahahahaha
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LOL, hell yeah.. so if you do not believe, go and click on the url abve then your reaction would be like mine. HAHAHAHA.

so it's true that we were once colonized. HAHAHAHA, ok.. not funny.

p.s: no offence to the self proclaimed punks in Singapore(why should i even apologoise to you people? you self proclaim punks, stop wasting your parent's money on gatsby already or whatever hair products u use on your hair!),

the real british punks and the british. i didnt mean to tease or whatever, i am just making that up. lol. :D
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9th april 2008.

i fell asleep only at 5am. -_- i got up at 10, prepared and went to grandma's place, i havent visited her for a week, and i was there to collect some stuff from her place.

she asked me to go over cos she had cooked braised chicken wings and shrimp in sambal. :D

so while i was there, minding my own business, talking to grandma with my 3rd grade hokkien, watching tv. a call came, so i answered the call, as grandma was at the kitchen..

me: hello.
caller: ----- (what i meant here is, he/she didnt say anything.)
me: hello?
caller: -----
me: hello!?
caller: -----
me: hello!
caller: *hangs up the phone.*

!!! so grandma asked me who called, i said i had no idea cos the caller didnt say anything and just hanged up the phone, so grandma claimed that maybe its her friend who have called but heard someone with a different voice who had answered the call, so didnt say anything afraid that he/she might have called the wrong number.

so i assume grandma was right, 5 mins later the call came, grandma answered the phone.. and the same thing happened, she said hello.. several times and the caler just wouldnt say anything. from there i conclude that it was a prank call.

if its really grandma's friend, grandma picked up the call but the caller didnt say anything. if that isnt a prank call i do not know what is it.

what the hell is wrong with these people?! is prank calling one of their favourite past times? or what?! or ure just sick in the head!? you call someone up not once but MANY times and u refuse to say something, but ure just there listening to the person who had picked ur call saying hello more than 5 times! is that so funny, to hear someone say hello over and over again..

& youre psycho enough to just keep quiet say nothing can continue breathing. call me crazy but i think ure a moron, nutty person who is simply havent got a life, sitting around the house with because your ass is too heavy and waiting for someone from the Institue of Mental Health to collect you so that you can start fishing in the toilet cubicles at IMH.!

"hey look, i caught a salmon from here *pointing at the toilet bowl* let's kill it right away and have sashimi, shall we? duhhhhhh."

hah! so i kept cursing the caller and he/ she called again, i aswered the call and said 'hello' 3 times, i hear no response, got really pissed off and said:

me: 'hey look, if ure not gonna saying anything, i suggest that you would stop calling and STOP BEING A NUISANCE. oh ya, get a life too. THANKS'

& i hang up the phone. those were the exact words, i had say. i dont know if that caller understands english but whatever!

so i thought that will stop for the time being, but hell no! that caller just started its nonsense again, so before i left grandma's house, the call came again, he/ she didnt say anything.. i exploded.

me: 'WILL YOU, GET A LIFE!?'

i wanted to holler vulgarities at the caller but i am afraid grandma will scold me. lol, so i didnt use any form of foul words. if this happened at home i would have used 'fucks' and 'dickhead.'

if anyone here recieved any form of such calls, my suggestion.. dont needa be polite if this goes on from the 4th time onwards. what for u be all nice and that caller just do nothing and hangs up.?! by all means, yell into the reciever as much as u want. if he/ she doesnt understands. i think as a singaporean, they know what 'knn, ccb, cb, pcb, lj' means la huh? lol.

urgh.