lollllll. okay, i know alot of you had watched that pointless video of me, acting all crazy/ nuts. hahaha! i am too bored, thats why. and you people were lucky. like c'mon la, how often you get friends like me? one in a million, and y'all are lucky, im one in a million who would do stuff like that and laugh about it. OH. lol.

ok, im not saying that im too cool and i rock. but WILL YOU STOP SAYING THAT IM CRAZY?!

can you say something like.. 'caron! youre so funny! or, caron you're so cutttte!' no worries, i would definitely agree with you, if you say im cute. :D heehee.

what? again, everyone's like that. they tend to be full of themselves, now u buggers, admit that you were once full of yourself. AT LEAST I AM NOT INSULTING MYSELF. hahahhaa
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end.

(I JUST REALISE, I SPENT LESS THAN 5 MINUTES TALKING ABOUT NOTHING. URGH.)

LOL, I found this in oe of my draft entry in blogger! LOL.

Salt is Fir & of cos the other party is ME. I know my MSN nick is lame. HEH. I know you look at it and felt really stupid. HAHAHHA.

Fir, if youre seeing this. HAAHHAHAA! REMEMBER?
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you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: pepper

salt. says: hello womaan

salt. says: i wonder whose gonna be my pepper

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: lol how i know

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: why salt?

salt. says: tt wasnt a question caron.

salt. says: why u so defensive si

salt. says: *sia

salt. says: hah

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: defensive? in what way

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: i see it as 'normal'

salt. says: isssir

salt. says: maybe its just me

salt. says: hmm

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: which part u see its defensive?

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: just say only!~

salt. says: haha

salt. says: the lol how i know

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: OHHH

salt. says: like u seem irritated by tt question

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: i mean how i know wheres your pepper

salt. says: and like, whatever la fir cheebye go die la _____ tt kind of thing

salt. says: hahaha

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: NO LA

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: WTF

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: fir!

salt. says: hahahhahahahahhahahahahhahahahahahahaa

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: after all these while u think that way
you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: KNN LA U

you're looking at this cos you're equally bored as well. says: LOL :X

salt. says: hahhhahahhahhahhahahaha

salt. says: hahahhah

salt. says: hahah

salt. says: ahhahha

waaaaa, lame. lame, super lame. lol.

if you had ever watched 'white Chicks' then you'll know the video below. :D

Terry Crews'(played 'latrelle' in the movie.) Version:



Caroncarol's(no role given in White Chicks.) Version:


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I didnt want to upload on youtbe ok! lol. cos i dont know where to upload and i took this at my aunty's place with the webcam. :/ i didnt bring my stuff to transfer that's why, i use the only way.. uploaded it on youtube. not very clear and kinda 'lag' thou.

LOL, LAUGH ALL U WANT. YOU MORONS! HAHAHA

ok, C YOU PEOPLE!

caught this movie today with qal. (: his treat. ahahah.

this movie is super funny! lol. i'll not talk much about this movie, go catch it and you'll know. out of 5 stars, i think i give it a 3? (: im terrible at rating movies, so ignore how many stars i had given. tell me how many stars u give after watching it ok? :D

ok, all i way say is Paris Hilton is 'Christabel' in the movie whom she is the Hottie & Christine Lankin is 'June' well she's the Nottie.. she may look hideous in the starting but she became very pretty afterwards! :D like i say i wont say much. go catch it yourself! (:


there's Christine Lankin. she's so pretty. i think she's prettier than Paris.

and oh! Paris' boobs were seen bigger in the movie, perhaps the headlines about her getting her breasts enhanched was true. why i said so? because Paris is 'flat' from her breasts onwards to her ass, can be seen when she stands sideways, she's tall and skinny too. lol.
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so i took a bus back home, and i wanted to catch some sleep cos i was super tired after work. :/ and what's more.. teh bus journey is close to an hour, why not catch some sleep huh? lol. so yeah when the bus was travelling along, bedok. i was wide awake, got awaken by those cheena-mutahfucker-ah-bengs.

apparently they saw this pretty girl on the bus, about to get down, and when she got down the next stop, the ah bengs stick their faces on the window and watch her alight, and when she alighted..

THEY LITERALLY BANGED ON THE WINDOW FOR THE GIRL'S ATTENTION, LA!

even thou my mp3 player's volume was turned up to maximum. i cld hear those bangs, clearly. i looked and they were laughing and kinda proud for what they did.

oh did i tell you? when it comes to getting girl's contacts, these ah bengs have got no guts to ask for it, instead they ask their friends to get from em.

that happened to me once, i got so mad. it happened that i was super pissed with my S&W teacher, he lectured me for nothing when i was in yr 1 back in ITE. den when i got out of the hall,

danial told me: 'hey caron, do y'know that one of my classmate is interested in one of the girl in your class? he wants her number, think u can help?'

at this point, i was already pissed for getting unecessary lecture and there this fucker comes to me to tell me that his ah beng classmate is interested in my female classmate which is none of my business..

and why should i help him, he wants her number, he gets it. after all he is dating her, NOT ME.

if you dont know this, before danial told me about it, i long know that the ah beng was interested in my female classmate, but my female classmate doesnt fancy him.

ok, if that is it.. DEN DONT BOTHER TRYING ANYMORE! being persistent wont bring you any good. i say..

so i was pissed and i just answered rudely: 'oh, den ask him to get it himself la.! he's interested in her, NOT ME. why dont he go up to her and ask!? he have no guts or something?' and walked off.

i said it loudly because his whole class was there and i exactly knew who that ah beng was, i said it indirectly. but it refers to HIMSELF. of cos he heard what isay, from then on, they didnt ask for help anymore.

i know i would have got myself into trouble but who cares when ure annoyed about something and this pointless question hits you, WOULDNT U BE EQUALLY PISSED OFF LIKE ME AND START TELLING THAT PERSON OFF?

lets say u got scolded by your teacher for no reason. you do not know why too.. and you knw that you done nothing wrong. you go back to your seat with your long face and this chap comes to you and say 'hey, dude.. look, this babe had just messaged me and she agrees to go clubbing with me, tonight.'

would u feel like strangling him? not because u were not able to get that girl, but telling you meaningless stuff which doesnt help in cooling down in anyway which in fact making it worse.

urgh. damn you ah bengs. and did i mention what they wore? one was wearing black tee on the inside with a striped)black and white) cardigan and black skinny jeans, he had a lip piercing, and his lip ring doesnt look like a lip ring at all, it looks like some cheap ear stick which cost 1dollar for a packet and lemme add, he wears glasses and fat ok?!

im not against fat people, as im horizontally-challenged as well. but dont you ever read up? if youre plump/ fat/ big.. avoid wearing clothes with horizontal designs at any cost!? that will make u bigger. god, he suck. and i am not say i am good a dressing, at least i dont dress ridiculously.

urgh, i can spent hours talking about thee pple. i swear. HAHAHAHA

lol, random. now you know how much i like r&b. :D

i was actually sorting out songs and i decided to take a snap shot of it. very lame, i know. but im bored. i fell asleep at 4am and i woke up at 11 plus, this morning. :/ i think im gonna go catch some sleep later on.

yes, i'mma mariah fan. which explains the song that is featured this week on my blog page, itself. (: the above songs is just part of it, there are more. i can show u what songs ive got, actually. heehee. take a look! any songs you want.. just tell me when im online. i will send ya! haa.

okay! gotta run. i just came in here for the sake of coming. :/ okay, i wanna sleep! BYE.
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god, lemme have nice dreams. like dreaming of ______.(insert whatever you want here, let your imagination run wild. but that is what YOU THINK. isnt what i want. HAH! busted.~)

my fingers look distorted here. go on laugh at those retarded-looking fingers. hahahahahaha.

im gonna get this done quick. im turning blind soon. im still having my contact lens on. ive been wearing for 14 hours.(since 12nn) !! bad, bad. its so dry now. i have to blink a thousand times so that it has enough moisture to keep my vision from getting any blurry.

ok, im so bored/ tired/ bored and tired again. i should go to bed already, its gonna be 3 soon! urgh.

oh by the way. if this interest y'all which i think its kinda random.(very, because ive got nothing to talk about except for this.. i think.) i took bus no. 65 home earlier from Plaza Singapura and guess and the bus passes by Little India, guess what i saw.?

heaps of Indian men on the streets/ field/ parking lot/ shops. basically everywhere in Little India. when i mean everywhere.. its like one group of probably 30 people walking at the same people and it isnt 1-2 groups. its 5 or more groups! imagine the amount of people at Little India.

but i think it's Sunday today, thats why there are so many people at Little India, construction workers/ cleaners or whatever they work as have their well deserve day off. thats why they go walk around Little India, meet up their friends and chit chat.

they just find a spot in the middle of the field, sit down and have hours long of nothing but conversations.!

Indians including the Sri-Lankans, Banglas, Indians, Nepalese(maybe Pakistanis & Afghans are inculded. you'll never know.)

see i told you it was random.

other than that, you might wanna know that:

-i drank alot of coke today.(bad thing.)
-i am very tired.
-im yawning away.pretty rude.)
-my stomach's EMPTY.
- i'm going off now.

-CYA! :D

i'm back.!



sorry for not blogging religiously, couldnt find something interesting to blog about, actualy i do have a few in mind, just that.. im kinda lazy to type it all out. i give up if i have to come up with a detail entry. :/



im not like cassandra! lol, if she happens to see this. she wld know what i mean. :D



anyhowwww, ive edited a few photos lately, with the handy photoshop ive got. nothing is impossible. or impossible is nothing, tht's the slogan for adidas right? RIGHT.



so here's are a few. (:



ive found a pretty looking pictue of African Daisies on Flickr. den i decided to change the picture to black and white AND DEN coloring only one of the flowers. so..



BEFORE.



after some magic is done.. coloring/ setting of contrast and brightness and er, some lighting effect given.


TA-DANG. the after! :D rate it. how many stars? maximum is 5 stars. rate it on my tagboard! lol. (:


hohoho, that's me. i am not trying to act sexy for god's sake. the picture just turned out like that. sooooo, i decided to add some colors to my eyes. the photo was already black and white.! (: if only ive got brown eyes.



my lips looks fucked up, here. i dont know why it looks like this. urgh..

im still working on the eye effects part. like the sparkle kinda effect. im still learning how to. since asian eye colors are pretty boring. :/



im better at changing eye colors, thou.



here's another picture. the same one, just that i did some 'manual' highlights on my hair, not very clear.. although ive already adjusted the brightness and contrast. just look closely and ure able to do so. (:

yeah, i think that's about it for the day. i will find something interesting to blog about. cya!

I'M GOING OUT, SOON.! :D

FOR A JOB INTREVIEW, OF COS. WHAT DID Y'ALL EXPECT? A DATE? NEVER!

OK, RANDOM. BYE. :D LOL.

i was suppose to have updated 2 days ago, but i didnt, so i saved the 2 entries, the day before yesterday and yesterday's. so i think i will just put it altogether. lol. yeah, just think i am lazy..
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8th April 2008.

Happy 19th to Audrey 'Oreo' Yeo. :D i know i have said this many times, but i am just typing everything that happened for the past 2 days. so yeah, 8th was her birthday so i just put that in as well. it doesnt hurt, does it? (:

nothing interesting happened, but i had a rather crappy msn conversation with faizal, that night.. lol. that dude prefers to be known as 'art' for god knows what reason. but i couldnt be bothered, i will just call him by his biological name. LOL, faizal. :D

so as usual, the conversation was nothing but a whole load of crap. so he was telling me that the word 'Oi' have got something to with the punks. i thought that was fake because Singaporeans use the word 'OI!' as in to call someone or something lik that right?

but he said it was true that 'Oi' had something to do with the punks, not forgetting that he claimed that he's a punk as well. nvm that guy. lol..

so here is the conversation about it, i started making up stories, which of cos doesnt make any sense, at all.. LOL


(11:29 PM) //artzeroprodark: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oi%21

{AFTER READING A PARAGRAPH OF IT}

(11:29 PM) caron carol.: GOD!
(11:29 PM) caron carol.: i tot OI! was singlish
(11:29 PM) caron carol.: I DIDNT KNOW BRITISH USE THAT WORD
(11:29 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahahahahas
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: NOW I KNOW WHY SINGAPORE WAS ONCE COLONIZED
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: yup. it came from teh british
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahhahas
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: AND NOW I BELIEVE RAFFLES DID CAME TO SPORE
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: AND I ALSO BELIEVE THE BRITISH ARMY DID CAME TO SPORE.
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahhhhas
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: wtf
(11:30 PM) //artzeroprodark: lol
(11:30 PM) caron carol.: HAHAHAHHA!
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: NOW THE BRITISH CANT DENY THAT SINGAPORE WAS ONCE UNDER EM!
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: WE JUST YELL OI
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: THE BRITISH DUN RECOGNIZE US, BUT THE PUNK ASSES DO
(11:31 PM) //artzeroprodark: hahash the british got deny meh?
(11:31 PM) //artzeroprodark: ahahahas
(11:31 PM) caron carol.: er, IF THEY TRY TO!?
(11:32 PM) //artzeroprodark: LOL XD
(11:32 PM) caron carol.: hahaahahahahahaha
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LOL, hell yeah.. so if you do not believe, go and click on the url abve then your reaction would be like mine. HAHAHAHA.

so it's true that we were once colonized. HAHAHAHA, ok.. not funny.

p.s: no offence to the self proclaimed punks in Singapore(why should i even apologoise to you people? you self proclaim punks, stop wasting your parent's money on gatsby already or whatever hair products u use on your hair!),

the real british punks and the british. i didnt mean to tease or whatever, i am just making that up. lol. :D
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9th april 2008.

i fell asleep only at 5am. -_- i got up at 10, prepared and went to grandma's place, i havent visited her for a week, and i was there to collect some stuff from her place.

she asked me to go over cos she had cooked braised chicken wings and shrimp in sambal. :D

so while i was there, minding my own business, talking to grandma with my 3rd grade hokkien, watching tv. a call came, so i answered the call, as grandma was at the kitchen..

me: hello.
caller: ----- (what i meant here is, he/she didnt say anything.)
me: hello?
caller: -----
me: hello!?
caller: -----
me: hello!
caller: *hangs up the phone.*

!!! so grandma asked me who called, i said i had no idea cos the caller didnt say anything and just hanged up the phone, so grandma claimed that maybe its her friend who have called but heard someone with a different voice who had answered the call, so didnt say anything afraid that he/she might have called the wrong number.

so i assume grandma was right, 5 mins later the call came, grandma answered the phone.. and the same thing happened, she said hello.. several times and the caler just wouldnt say anything. from there i conclude that it was a prank call.

if its really grandma's friend, grandma picked up the call but the caller didnt say anything. if that isnt a prank call i do not know what is it.

what the hell is wrong with these people?! is prank calling one of their favourite past times? or what?! or ure just sick in the head!? you call someone up not once but MANY times and u refuse to say something, but ure just there listening to the person who had picked ur call saying hello more than 5 times! is that so funny, to hear someone say hello over and over again..

& youre psycho enough to just keep quiet say nothing can continue breathing. call me crazy but i think ure a moron, nutty person who is simply havent got a life, sitting around the house with because your ass is too heavy and waiting for someone from the Institue of Mental Health to collect you so that you can start fishing in the toilet cubicles at IMH.!

"hey look, i caught a salmon from here *pointing at the toilet bowl* let's kill it right away and have sashimi, shall we? duhhhhhh."

hah! so i kept cursing the caller and he/ she called again, i aswered the call and said 'hello' 3 times, i hear no response, got really pissed off and said:

me: 'hey look, if ure not gonna saying anything, i suggest that you would stop calling and STOP BEING A NUISANCE. oh ya, get a life too. THANKS'

& i hang up the phone. those were the exact words, i had say. i dont know if that caller understands english but whatever!

so i thought that will stop for the time being, but hell no! that caller just started its nonsense again, so before i left grandma's house, the call came again, he/ she didnt say anything.. i exploded.

me: 'WILL YOU, GET A LIFE!?'

i wanted to holler vulgarities at the caller but i am afraid grandma will scold me. lol, so i didnt use any form of foul words. if this happened at home i would have used 'fucks' and 'dickhead.'

if anyone here recieved any form of such calls, my suggestion.. dont needa be polite if this goes on from the 4th time onwards. what for u be all nice and that caller just do nothing and hangs up.?! by all means, yell into the reciever as much as u want. if he/ she doesnt understands. i think as a singaporean, they know what 'knn, ccb, cb, pcb, lj' means la huh? lol.

urgh.

i am so bored.

i can't get the edits right for photoshop, i forgot how to change one's eye color. did step by step as instructed by the narrator for the tutorial, i saw on youtube, but it doesnt work! -_- damned mask wont even work.

sucks. i am starving, i have not eaten anything yet, except for some kuehs. i am reading the same novel again, for the 3rd or 4th time now. i even skipped a few pages, because i know what is it about. urgh.!

ok, gone.. im gonna go drink chlorine or something. im too bored, till i commit such acts. i am bored of torturing my terrapin already, it's green and looks slow, bored and small. ahhh!

oh btw, ive got a terrapin at home, i name it terrapin. just to let everyone know, what a name to name my terapin but at least i didnt name it 'oi!' or 'slow fucker.' or something lik that. ha ha..

someone get me something to do.. like catch guppies or butterflies. ~

flu, cough, and mild diahorrea.
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well done, caron. too much fibre, thats why im always running to the toilet. hah! lol.

nothing much happened this week, i stayed at home the whole week. broke and jobless, i am still looking for a job. dont rush me like what my parents are doing right now, everyday. -_-

i am thinking of painting a mural in my room, still thinking of a design. maybe that will keep me busy fr the time being. any ideas? i thinking of painting those hawaiian hibiscus. lol! they are beautiful, unlike singapore ones. freaking, RED ORANGE AND YELLOW.

ok, im lazy to go on.. pictures(RANDOM.)



hi! i'm caron, what's yours.? (:

okay.. friends, here's a picture of me(after so long). i have no idea why this pose but whatever! heehee. can i ever have a picture of me looking normal and just smiling? lol.



so i cleaned my room after several times of my parents roaring at me like a lion(i attempted to feed them meat.) when u visit SIngapore Zoological Gardens.

but most of the time, u see the lions, sleeping or just scratching it's butt. :D

so anyway, i still packed and cleaned my room, finally got my magazines all organized, i even label them. lucky if u can read whats on the label. lol.. from Seventeen to Cleo to Some American magazines to Female and Woman's Weekly.


AH! Teens & Teenage magazines. placed below one of the stool beside my bed. wasnt a decent place on the bookshelf left, sooo i just left it below the stool. i dont read them anyways, wayyyyy too young for me.

talking about Teens magazine, i used to flip to the 'Dear Kelly' page first when ever i bought a new issue.(I BET ALL OF YOU DO, THE TITLE ON THE COVER PAGE JUST ATTRACTS PEOPLE.) the other time i read one of the latest issue at cindy's house and as usual i flipped it to the 'Dear Kelly' page, i read one of the story and i began to roll my eyeballs, it's not an expression written here.. its for real, OK.!

i even told cindy 'EH, SO LAME SIAL, THE STORIES.' i tot it was interesting long ago, now it bores me and i find it amusing that there are actually people in Singapore committing to such acts. -_-

hats with telling Kelly ure 11 years old this year and u like this guy and ure afraid he doesnt like u?! god, ure only 11.. u havent even take your PSLE yet and now ure worried of not getting a bf? then for that i think i am overly worried already.. SINCE , ER.. SEC 1 LAH?! 6 freaking years. LOL. can u believe it, next time when u see such stories, dun even bother pitying, JUST LAUGH ONLY. cos these kids are silly. if im kelly my advice would be..

'KID, URE ONLY 11. DONT WASTE YYOUR TIME ON LOVE. CONCENTRATE ON PSLE 1ST AND WORRY WHCIH STREAM AND SECONDARY SCHOOL URE GETTING IN 1st BEFORE U WORRY ABOUT GETTING A BF/ GF!'

WHAT THE HECK.

im gonna faint if this 11 yr old kid writes to Kelly saying that she has a bf for 2 months and they havent kissed yet.

HA HA HA.

ok, gone.

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arent these pictures just say 'awesome, breath-taking, beautiful.'

i love all these pictures. got them from deviantart and flickr. images of beaches at hawaii. :D oh ya, no words to describe my love hawaii(since i was a kid). really, especially after ive watched 50 first dates, i really love the country, people, culture and not forgetting the beaches.

hawaiians are hot ok!

ive decided i wanna migrate there. no joke.. i wanna have a house by the beach. i wanna learn surfing and watch the stars at night. i wanna learn the culture too! (:

ha ha, ok.. short entry. and upload a few pictures because my entries are words and words! a few pictures wont kill, esp beautiful ones.

ok, gotta go. :D
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I LOVE HAWAII! DO YOU? (: